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SAP?

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TOP 20 ANSWERS YOU NEED TO KNOW TO BE AN SAP EXPERT CONSULTANT

  1. It depends how you configure it.
  2. That’s not a good translation from German.
  3. That’s in another module.
  4. How did you get there?
  5. That’s a good question. I’d like to see how that works myself.
  6. That will be in the next release. I haven’t actually seen it yet.
  7. You wouldn’t want to do that.
  8. Let’s try that and see what happens.
  9. That’s a Basis question.
  10. I don’t know, the “expert” will be here Monday. Be sure to ask him/her.
  11. That’s not the way it’s supposed to work? what did you do?
  12. You’ll never need to do that, but if you do, call the hotline.
  13. Trust me, I know what I’m talking about.
  14. An ABAP/4 report can be written to get that information.
  15. I’m sorry I have a plane to catch.
  16. It’s a bug.
  17. Let me call the programmers in Walldorf.
  18. OSS is down.
  19. It’s been fixed in the next release, but you don’t want to upgrade at this stage.
  20. And the most important answer if you have no idea at all: That’s outside the scope of what we are doing.

And another one:

20 possible abbreviations for “S.A.P.” (with some reality):

  1. (S)tart (A)dding (P)atches
  2. Salary Appreciation Program
  3. Spend A Pound, Safe A Penny
  4. (SAP)Scripts Are Painful
  5. See After Playing
  6. See Administrators Panic
  7. Send another payment
  8. Shoot Again, Players !
  9. Simple Application Program
  10. Simply A Program
  11. Sit And Play
  12. Sit And Pray
  13. Smile And Pay
  14. Sodding Awful Program
  15. Solves All Problems
  16. Structural Adjustment Programme
  17. Send Another Payment
  18. Shrink Approved Profitbase
  19. Security Administrators’ Profit
  20. ABAP: (a)lways (b)etter (a)lternatives (p)ossible

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My Door Haz Bling
I‘ ve been away from my blog and my computer in general for a while in my own time. Renovating an appartment does that to you. But now it is nearing completion.

Some of it is really worthwhile, some of it are small details. Anyhow, I hope to increase my postcount a bit more from now on. And yes, this door is bling!

My Door Haz Bling

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links for 2008-10-06

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